“We are God — took us a long time to figure it out,
didn’t it? — and it’s high time we stopped messing
around with this guilt crap and got down to business,
which is, I think, creating Heaven on Earth.
Let’s affirm our past and say goodbye to it and
get to work on the present.”
Sometimes when my leg/foot falls asleep I stand up and try to balance on that leg.
Fun shit. Hilarity ensues.
"Life was immeasurably better once I forced myself to stop taking it seriously."
— Hunter S. Thompson (via screwsociety)
(Source: mongoloidporninferno, via screwsociety)












